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suctioning:

ok so i took a shower and went in my room to get changed and it was dark right because i was about to go to bed, so i got dressed in the dark. rewind earlier that day i got some gumballs from the store and i dumped them all on my dresser, ok so its dark and i reach on my dresser and grab a gumball and put it in my mouth but dont chew and lay down. after like 3 minutes im like wtf this gum is odd shaped so i chew it like twice and im like wtf this taste weird……… so i turn on the light and spit it out and see it was a stink bug and it was like bleeding and im like

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

chaneltbh:

i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

continentcreative:

Whoopy Beatriz Laurenco by Amanda Berens

It’s not what people do to you, but what they mean, that hurts.
 E.M. Forster, The Longest Journey (via teenager90s)